It’s only mid-November, but they’re plugging the Thanksgiving Day Parade, and I’m already seeing “Holiday” based advertising. Doesn’t it seem like it comes earlier and earlier each year? And only the Jewish calendar is lunar, so it really shouldn’t change.
Here’s some suggestions to help get you through the horror.
Make and eat popcorn balls!
Make a boa out of doubled over Holiday garland and wrap yourself in it – sure it’s a bit like wearing fiber glass, but everyone likes a little Xmas Ho Ho Ho.
And finally remember the best thing about the Holidays is… there’s trim everywhere (and then after the Holidays trim is 50% off).