Archive for February, 2008

I Gots Kooks Tickets!

February 29, 2008

Yeah Boy! The Kooks are releasing a new album, Konk, on April 15th. If you’re not already a fan, run out and get their debut, Inside In/Inside Out. They’re a terrific band, my favorite new music by far in recent years. While they’re super young you can hear the influences of the Police, the Beatles, and the Clash, just to name a few. I was lucky enough to see them in Nov. ‘06, at a secret show they played at Safari Sam’s; while it’s rare, they were as good in person, if not better, than their recordings.

And now they’re back (from outer space) to tour North America.

May 18 2008 8:00P
San Diego House of Blues San Diego, California
May 19 2008 8:00P
Los Angeles The Wiltern Los Angeles, California
May 24 2008 8:00P
Vancouver Commodore Ballroom 19+ Vancouver, British Columbia
May 26 2008 8:00P
Portland Wonder Ballroom Portland, Oregon
May 28 2008 8:00P
Salt Lake City Avalon Theatre Salt Lake City, Utah
May 29 2008 8:00P
Denver Ogden Theatre 16+ Denver, Colorado
May 31 2008 8:00P
Minneapolis Fine Line Music Café 18 + Minneapolis, Minnesota
Jun 1 2008 8:00P
Milwaukee Turner Hall Ballroom – Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Jun 2 2008 8:00P
Chicago Vic Theatre Chicago, Illinois
Jun 4 2008 8:00P
Toronto Kool Haus Toronto, Ontario
Jun 5 2008 8:00P
Philadelphia The Fillmore @ TLA Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Jun 7 2008 8:00P
Washington 9.30 Club Washington, Washington DC
Jun 9 2008 8:00P
Boston Paradise Rock Club 18+ Boston, Massachusetts
Jun 11 2008 8:00P
New York Terminal 5 New York, New York

Pre-sale started this morning. I guessed the new album title as the code and was correct. See you at the Wiltern!

PS Happy leap day. Do something odd and leap-ey, it only comes around every four years.

Schindermonsters!

February 27, 2008

This is by request.  Some more of the monsters I’ve been making.

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This is Spilk.

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This is Plank.

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And this is Kyle.

Not That We Didn’t Know Busey’s A Nut, But…

February 26, 2008

Thanks to Robin Jones for posting this over on his blog. Boy oh boy. Gary Busey is like that guy no one invited to the party, but he’s older and sort of intimidating, and who wants to tell a guy like that they’re not welcome?

Oh Oscar, You Self-Congratulatory Paean To Narcissism

February 25, 2008

“I love your coat. You’re such a brave woman.” – Tiffany

Last night, as we all know, was the 80th broadcast of the Oscars. Oh Oscar! Oh Boredom! Has this show ever been good, really? As though the awards aren’t self-congratulatory enough every year, this year’s was even more solipsistic than usual. Boy oh boy, an Oscar tribute to the Oscars. Jon Stewart was a let down, and it seemed as though the writers never returned.

I was “lucky” enough to go to a black tie viewing party hosted by APLA at The Abbey. Talk about LA. Pretty men in pretty suits being served by even prettier boys. Ah, to be an A-Gay in LA; even life is pretty, especially when you wear Dior sunglasses at night. You couldn’t hear the TV’s over the dinner – though watching back on Tivo I didn’t miss much.

The highlights of the evening, show-wise, for me, were Kristin Chenoweth’s performance and Daniel Day Lewis‘ win (I did wonder if he’s working on a project playing Oscar Wilde). The highlight of the evening party-wise, Tiffany sitting at my table.

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I look a bit like a deer in headlights, Tiffany’s used to being photographed. I wish you could see the color of her dress – it was 80’s horror blue, so was her eyeshadow, but she was super sweet.

More Rubnitz

February 23, 2008

Mmm, Strawberry Shortcut.  Delish.  Tacky.  Sweet.

If You’re Missing The 80’s, Look No Further

February 21, 2008

Not to be hyperbolic, but this is the best music video ever made. Sorry Spike Jonze. Made by Tom Rubnitz, the genius behind Pickle Surprise, this is has to be the most 80’s video ever; it’s also the most over the top and filled with sexual entendre. No wonder I’m in love with it. Plus it’s John Sex, of Warhol Superstardom fame.

And now, with no further ado, please put your mitts together for… Hustle With My Muscle

Hang On Just A Mo

February 20, 2008

wmark.jpgThis is the kind of thing that makes me glad I started a blog, hell it’s the whole reason for having a blog. Dale Ernhardt Jr. has launched a candy bar, your basic chocolate and caramel thing, but what makes the bar super special is the name, The Big Mo! How fucking great is that??

Is Ernhardt so completely middle American and oblivious that he has no idea what a Big Mo is? Apparently it’s short for Mooresville TN, from whence he come, but the fact remains no one in his entourage knows the meaning either. In fact, and this is pretty great, his hangers on call themselves, “the Dirty Mo Posse.” That is so gay and nasty. It’s as bad as if Ella Fitzgerald had had a crunchy-nut candy bar called Scat Queen.

Sorry, that’s gross.

American Idol, Why Fight It?

February 20, 2008

Alright, so not to be trashy, and blog about who sang what on American Idol’s first lack luster “boy’s night,” but I feel compelled to weigh in. The show was blah. As per the norm I moved through 2 hours in about 40 minutes, zipping through boring performances and commercials. Then super pretty Jason Castro came on. What mix is he? Great genes, and he looks great in jeans (thanks for all the shots of his ass, Fox). But wait, hold the phone, how freaking hot is Michael Johns? With his sexy emo-boy scarf? Damn.

I can’t believe what a teen girl I can be sometimes.

P.S. How lame is this picture?

Full Of What’s Good For Ya

February 17, 2008

Still home, still sick. Now I’ve managed to lose my voice, which those who know me might consider a lovely change of pace, but… it’s a real pain in the ass. Since I haven’t been anywhere, I don’t have a hell of a lot to say. It’s been a while since I’ve done a “how I’m wasting time on the interweb” piece, so here:

PassiveAggressiveNotes.com is funny as hell. People submit crazy notes left by coworkers and roommates, and then the interweb rips ‘em a new one. Good stuff.

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Next up is the “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks. Just what it sounds like, people send in pix of signs and stuff; makes me so happy in an angry way.
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Have you been to Fear the Gay Chicken?
Wanna impress all the other kids at the playground? There are some dope ways to tie your kicks.
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And then there’s always the screenplay of Holy Grail to read.
Oh interweb, you’re so full of crunchy, nutty goodness.

The Return of Saturday Night Live

February 14, 2008

Quick piece of good news, SNL should be back on February 23rd.  Hooray.  They have a lot to catch up on, and as always, I can’t wait to see Poehler doing Paula.

Pickle Surprise!

February 12, 2008

Still sick, watch this.

I love you LaHoma.

Monsters Are Such Interesting People

February 11, 2008

Going a bit stir crazy now. Feeling somewhat better due to upping the cold meds, but going to lunch with my little brother at Snug Harbor – yes I left the house – really took it out of me. My big activity for this evening, make a monster.

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Screw the awards shows.