Word To Your Moms!

More new merch in the store, Hip Hop Braille Cards! What?? You heard me!

"You be illin' - Run DMC"

"Word to your Moms, I came to drop bombs - House of Pain"

And because I think you’re swell, everything in the store is 10% off through the end of June if you enter the code WordUp at check out!!

Dirty Poem = Dirty Braille Pillow

My girlfriend, MC Mad Genius, wrote this poem for her husband and axed me to make a Braille card for her.  It was too long for a card, so they gots a pillow.

ass explosion city aka i ate something rotten
(for chop who made me write this down after i said it to him)

you know those games they have at carnivals?
where they squeeze the water gun and fill the clown’s mouth?
and if you fill it up fast enough you win a prize?
well tonight i could do that with my asshole
i could bend right over
spread my cheeks wide
and win every prize they had
the giant teddy bear
the 10 foot python snake
and you know what?
i’d give’em all to you baby
and every time you looked at those prizes
you could say
wow
my girl did all this with her ass
i think you’d be proud.

Braillentine's?

The computer’s been in the shop, and while I had the old one to check email and such, it’s so slow, I haven’t been able to bring myself to sit through the interminable ball spinning that is trying to blog.  A week later the computer and I are back, and we wanted to share some stuff I’ve been working on, but first, some news.

I will be in two upcoming art shows!!! In February in LA at the New Puppy Gallery and in the Spring in NYC in a Law and Order Themed show!  More info as they get closer.

Okay, what am I doing now? Making a meat loaf and dirty braille Valentine’s cards. Braillentine’s?  Good name? Bad? Any thoughts?

Texts read: tonight i want to come, too happy valentine’s day; if you fucked me harder, i would love you longer; can i touch it?; and give me head more often!

All are available in me store.

Braillentine’s?

The computer’s been in the shop, and while I had the old one to check email and such, it’s so slow, I haven’t been able to bring myself to sit through the interminable ball spinning that is trying to blog.  A week later the computer and I are back, and we wanted to share some stuff I’ve been working on, but first, some news.

I will be in two upcoming art shows!!! In February in LA at the New Puppy Gallery and in the Spring in NYC in a Law and Order Themed show!  More info as they get closer.

Okay, what am I doing now? Making a meat loaf and dirty braille Valentine’s cards. Braillentine’s?  Good name? Bad? Any thoughts?

Texts read: tonight i want to come, too happy valentine’s day; if you fucked me harder, i would love you longer; can i touch it?; and give me head more often!

All are available in me store.

Where is the Love?

Dunno, but you can get dirty, braille Valentines over at me shop!

This one says, “if you fucked me harder, I would love you longer.”