I love people, and the news. No matter how dark and dreary life can be, you can count on someone somewhere doing something absolutely ridiculous.

An 18-year-old boy, a.k.a. an idiotic kid, was busted selling pot at a McDonald’s in Haverhill, MA; all you had to do was drive through and place your order. McDonald’s won’t comment if they fired him or not, but I’m going to assume Mayor McCheese dragged him away and threw him in a cell with no key. This is the problem with our system, they take a first offender who just sold a little pot and put him in prison with hardened lifers, and they sic the fry guys on him, with their greasy little hands. No one should have to be the Hamburglar’s bitch.

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