I’ve written some Chaunukah Haiku for the blog over at FanLib. Here’s a preview.

Gossip Girl
Please pass the aspic
Chanukah Park Avenue
No Jews in our school

Law and Order: SVU
We caught the bastard
Happy Chanukah John Munch
No more rape today

Beverly Hills 90210
Wearing red and green
Denying her heritage
Tori plays Christian

Get Smart
Max answer your shoe
It’s my mother ninety-nine
She says good yontif