I just had one of those weird, separated-at-birth moments. USA is showing Charlie and the Chocolate Factory this weekend, and I looked up at the screen and saw Johnny Depp, as Willy Wonka, but thought it was Mystery, that weird, Dr. Suess muppet from The Pickup Artist and The Game. How great, I just learned his real name is Erik Von Markovik, like a crazy Eastern European Baron.

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