Alright, so not to be trashy, and blog about who sang what on American Idol‘s first lack luster “boy’s night,” but I feel compelled to weigh in. The show was blah. As per the norm I moved through 2 hours in about 40 minutes, zipping through boring performances and commercials. Then super pretty Jason Castro came on. What mix is he? Great genes, and he looks great in jeans (thanks for all the shots of his ass, Fox). But wait, hold the phone, how freaking hot is Michael Johns? With his sexy emo-boy scarf? Damn.

I can’t believe what a teen girl I can be sometimes.

P.S. How lame is this picture?