wmark.jpgThis is the kind of thing that makes me glad I started a blog, hell it’s the whole reason for having a blog. Dale Ernhardt Jr. has launched a candy bar, your basic chocolate and caramel thing, but what makes the bar super special is the name, The Big Mo! How fucking great is that??

Is Ernhardt so completely middle American and oblivious that he has no idea what a Big Mo is? Apparently it’s short for Mooresville TN, from whence he come, but the fact remains no one in his entourage knows the meaning either. In fact, and this is pretty great, his hangers on call themselves, “the Dirty Mo Posse.” That is so gay and nasty. It’s as bad as if Ella Fitzgerald had had a crunchy-nut candy bar called Scat Queen.

Sorry, that’s gross.