Not to be hyperbolic, but this is the best music video ever made. Sorry Spike Jonze. Made by Tom Rubnitz, the genius behind Pickle Surprise, this is has to be the most 80’s video ever; it’s also the most over the top and filled with sexual entendre. No wonder I’m in love with it. Plus it’s John Sex, of Warhol Superstardom fame.

And now, with no further ado, please put your mitts together for… Hustle With My Muscle